Date Nic

A TOTALLY ORIGINAL IDEA · EST. 2026

★ About Me

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[actual photo, no sunglasses on face]

Hi, I'm Nic. This is placeholder text and I promise the real version is funnier. I like making things, feeding people, and being the friend who remembers your coffee order.

I'm looking for someone to be genuinely enthusiastic with — about a restaurant, a movie, a strange museum, whatever. Low drama, high effort. If that sounds like you, keep reading.

Name
Nic (placeholder)
Age
33 (December 1992)
Located
Somewhere with good tacos
Job?
Heavy Equipment Operator
Height
Tall enough to reach the top shelf
Sign
Ask me after coffee

★ Things I Love

  • Records with actual liner notes
  • Long walks that turn into long talks
  • Breakfast food at 9pm
  • Board games with mild trash talk
  • Making people laugh on purpose

★ Green Flags In You

  • You have a weird hobby you'll explain for 20 minutes
  • You're kind to servers and animals
  • You send memes without context
  • You'd try mini golf in the rain

★ Fair Warnings

  • I alphabetize things. By mood.
  • I will quote the same three movies forever.
  • I talk to my dogs
  • I still think this website is a great idea.